Food Baby

Title: Food Baby
Author: nin_nin15          
Length: oneshot
Pairings: Yama
Rating: pg
Genre: crack, fluff
Summary: Food babies are easy to make
Notes: 1) I can’t do a proper summary. I’m sorry. 2) My words might come off a little stiff. I haven’t written anything in a long time, so I’m hella rusty


Ohno was never proactive in planning dates with Sho. One, he was too lazy to even plan properly. Two, it was hard to go out, especially if you’re a nationally known idol. Third, Sakurai Sho is his lover. It was hard to find a place where he hasn’t been to.
But today, Ohno was set on taking out Sho on their next day off together.
Ohno approached Sho who was currently reading a newspaper, probably for Zero.
                “Sho-kun.”
The said man looked up from the newspaper he was reading.
                “What is it?” Sho said as he smiled at Ohno.
                “Let’s go out this Thursday, my treat.”
As much as Thursday sounds weird for a date, it was their first day off together and Ohno was not going to allow that day to pass with them just lazing around in their apartment.
                “But I have plans, Ohno-san.”
                “Please?” Ohno pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
It wasn’t very Ohno-like to plead, but he was not going to back down to Sho’s overly abused schedule book. He even glared at it.
                “Sho-kun, it’s our first day off together after months, I think it’s fair that we spend it together.”
Sho looks at his schedule book and back again to the pleading Ohno. He picks up the schedule book and opens it to Thursday. Drinking with college friends, buying that new book he wanted, buying new clothes he obviously did not need and more mundane stuff, but in general, nothing of great importance.
                “Okay, Satoshi-kun, we’ll go out this Thursday.”

Ohno wanted to dance, jump up and hug Sho, maybe kiss him too, but then again, it was very unlike himself, so he settled for a squeeze on Sho’s (sloping) shoulder.

BREAKFAST
Thursday rolls in fast and Ohno was a mess. He woke up at six to make breakfast for Sho even if he wanted to sleep in and cuddle with him more.
He turned on the lights to their barely used kitchen. He quietly prepares the things he needed. He wasn’t the best cook out there, but Sho would probably eat anything he made.
Ohno whips up a simple batch of pancakes. He follows the recipe according to a video he saw on youtube. It was a struggle, with the mixing and timing, but they came out better than expected. Coffee was the easier part of the breakfast. Ohno breathed a sigh of relief as soon as he finished plating everything.
                “Good morning, Sho-kun.”
Sho shot up from the bed upon smelling the aroma of coffee and the sweet scent of syrup and pancakes.
                “So, the date starts now?” Sho smirks, just a little bit.
                “I told you, I’ll treat you for the whole day.” Ohno said with a smile

It was the perfect start for the day ahead. First, pancakes. Second, Ohno made breakfast. There’s nothing more Sho could ask for.

LUNCH
The pair went out, donned in their best disguises ever (not). Sho was wearing a mask, sunglasses and a hat to make it look a bit fancy. Meanwhile, Ohno settled with a simple black cap.
Knowing Ohno, there was little planning made for today. The most planned part he had was the breakfast.
And this is why they match so well. Sho had prepared a detailed list of good places to eat at (and places he had never been to). Sho wanted Ohno to pick a place.
After much discussion and questions like: “What do you want to eat, Sho-kun?” And stupid replies like: “You. Can I have you for lunch?”, they have decided to eat sushi from those places with conveyor belts.
                “Are you sure about this?” Don’t you want to go somewhere fancier?” Ohno asked as they waited for their orders.
                “We always eat fancy, sometimes I want to eat food like this and plus I can eat more food at prices like this!” Sho smiled for the nth time that day.
Sho smiled even wider when their first order came. Ohno let out a small chuckle.
After 10 plates between them and amidst all the random banter and weird conversations, Sho and Ohno had their fill.
                “Well then, where do we go next?” Ohno asks his date.

Sho pulls out the list and starts talking about the pros and cons of each place.

TEA TIME
It was a known fact that Ohno loves sweet things, and somehow Sho got dragged into their sweets club and finally all of Arashi was a full on sweets club. It was going to be weird if they did not eat any pastries or cakes. Ohno seems to be knowledgeable about good spots.
                “I’ll order for you.” Ohno said as he stood up from their table.
A few minutes later, Ohno comes with a slice of cheesecake and an iced café latte.
                “Oh you know me so well.” Sho said, teasing Ohno a bit.
                “The whole Japan knows you so well, Sho-kun.”
That comment earns a hearty laugh from Sho. If he laughed any louder, they would be eating their cakes somewhere else.
They eat their cakes peacefully. Ohno watches Sho as takes a bite of his cheesecake happily. Sho seems to notice this, so he takes another forkful and brings it up to Ohno’s lips.
                “You want some?”
Ohno nods, but then Sho did the opposite. He moves the fork away and proceeds to eat it.
                “Then take it.”
Ohno was not the competitive type but this was cake, and probably Sho’s lips too. It was a challenge he needed to take.

Ohno grabbed the nearest menu and covered their faces. Sho dropped his fork in surprise as Ohno claimed his lips.

DINNER
They decided on delivery pizza. At the end of the day, being at home was where they feel most comfortable. It was a place where no one can see them and they could be themselves.
Sho put on a movie he wanted to watch so bad, and Ohno made popcorn as they waited for their pizza to come. As soon as their pizza arrived, the pair settled on the couch and started the movie. Halfway through the movie, they have finished the pizza and popcorn. Around three-fourths into the movie, Ohno was snoring.
Sho finished the movie alone, cleaned the mess they made on their coffee table. He made as little noise as possible, not wanting to wake up the adorable Ohno sleeping on their couch, cuddling a throw pillow.
But all good things come to an end. Ohno’s slumber was interrupted by Sho’s horrified screams. Ohno ran quickly into the bathroom.
                “WHAT HAPPENED?!”
                “Satoshi-kun, I have a food baby.” Sho said, his voice quivering a bit.
                “I guess I’m a father now.” Ohno laughed.
                “This is not the time to laugh Satoshi-kun, this is serious!” Sho pouted.
Ohno walked into the shower, not caring if his clothes got wet.
                “Well then, there are a lot of things we can do to get rid of it.” Ohno whispered, his voice very low, sending shivers down Sho’s spine.

Food Baby

Title: Food Baby
Author: nin_nin15
Length: oneshot
Pairings: Yama
Rating: pg
Genre: crack, fluff
Summary: Food babies are easy to make
Notes: 1) I can’t do a proper summary. I’m sorry. 2) My words might come off a little stiff. I haven’t written anything in a long time, so I’m hella rusty

Ohno was never proactive in planning dates with Sho. One, he was too lazy to even plan properly. Two, it was hard to go out, especially if you’re a nationally known idol. Third, Sakurai Sho is his lover. It was hard to find a place where he hasn’t been to.
But today, Ohno was set on taking out Sho on their next day off together.
Ohno approached Sho who was currently reading a newspaper, probably for Zero.
“Sho-kun.”
The said man looked up from the newspaper he was reading.
“What is it?” Sho said as he smiled at Ohno.
“Let’s go out this Thursday, my treat.”
As much as Thursday sounds weird for a date, it was their first day off together and Ohno was not going to allow that day to pass with them just lazing around in their apartment.
“But I have plans, Ohno-san.”
“Please?” Ohno pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
It wasn’t very Ohno-like to plead, but he was not going to back down to Sho’s overly abused schedule book. He even glared at it.
“Sho-kun, it’s our first day off together after months, I think it’s fair that we spend it together.”
Sho looks at his schedule book and back again to the pleading Ohno. He picks up the schedule book and opens it to Thursday. Drinking with college friends, buying that new book he wanted, buying new clothes he obviously did not need and more mundane stuff, but in general, nothing of great importance.
“Okay, Satoshi-kun, we’ll go out this Thursday.”
Ohno wanted to dance, jump up and hug Sho, maybe kiss him too, but then again, it was very unlike himself, so he settled for a squeeze on Sho’s (sloping) shoulder.

BREAKFAST
Thursday rolls in fast and Ohno was a mess. He woke up at six to make breakfast for Sho even if he wanted to sleep in and cuddle with him more.
He turned on the lights to their barely used kitchen. He quietly prepares the things he needed. He wasn’t the best cook out there, but Sho would probably eat anything he made.
Ohno whips up a simple batch of pancakes. He follows the recipe according to a video he saw on youtube. It was a struggle, with the mixing and timing, but they came out better than expected. Coffee was the easier part of the breakfast. Ohno breathed a sigh of relief as soon as he finished plating everything.
“Good morning, Sho-kun.”
Sho shot up from the bed upon smelling the aroma of coffee and the sweet scent of syrup and pancakes.
“So, the date starts now?” Sho smirks, just a little bit.
“I told you, I’ll treat you for the whole day.” Ohno said with a smile
It was the perfect start for the day ahead. First, pancakes. Second, Ohno made breakfast. There’s nothing more Sho could ask for.

LUNCH
The pair went out, donned in their best disguises ever (not). Sho was wearing a mask, sunglasses and a hat to make it look a bit fancy. Meanwhile, Ohno settled with a simple black cap.
Knowing Ohno, there was little planning made for today. The most planned part he had was the breakfast.
And this is why they match so well. Sho had prepared a detailed list of good places to eat at (and places he had never been to). Sho wanted Ohno to pick a place.
After much discussion and questions like: “What do you want to eat, Sho-kun?” And stupid replies like: “You. Can I have you for lunch?”, they have decided to eat sushi from those places with conveyor belts.
“Are you sure about this?” Don’t you want to go somewhere fancier?” Ohno asked as they waited for their orders.
“We always eat fancy, sometimes I want to eat food like this and plus I can eat more food at prices like this!” Sho smiled for the nth time that day.
Sho smiled even wider when their first order came. Ohno let out a small chuckle.
After 10 plates between them and amidst all the random banter and weird conversations, Sho and Ohno had their fill.
“Well then, where do we go next?” Ohno asks his date.
Sho pulls out the list and starts talking about the pros and cons of each place.

TEA TIME
It was a known fact that Ohno loves sweet things, and somehow Sho got dragged into their sweets club and finally all of Arashi was a full on sweets club. It was going to be weird if they did not eat any pastries or cakes. Ohno seems to be knowledgeable about good spots.
“I’ll order for you.” Ohno said as he stood up from their table.
A few minutes later, Ohno comes with a slice of cheesecake and an iced café latte.
“Oh you know me so well.” Sho said, teasing Ohno a bit.
“The whole Japan knows you so well, Sho-kun.”
That comment earns a hearty laugh from Sho. If he laughed any louder, they would be eating their cakes somewhere else.
They eat their cakes peacefully. Ohno watches Sho as takes a bite of his cheesecake happily. Sho seems to notice this, so he takes another forkful and brings it up to Ohno’s lips.
“You want some?”
Ohno nods, but then Sho did the opposite. He moves the fork away and proceeds to eat it.
“Then take it.”
Ohno was not the competitive type but this was cake, and probably Sho’s lips too. It was a challenge he needed to take.
Ohno grabbed the nearest menu and covered their faces. Sho dropped his fork in surprise as Ohno claimed his lips.

DINNER
They decided on delivery pizza. At the end of the day, being at home was where they feel most comfortable. It was a place where no one can see them and they could be themselves.
Sho put on a movie he wanted to watch so bad, and Ohno made popcorn as they waited for their pizza to come. As soon as their pizza arrived, the pair settled on the couch and started the movie. Halfway through the movie, they have finished the pizza and popcorn. Around three-fourths into the movie, Ohno was snoring.
Sho finished the movie alone, cleaned the mess they made on their coffee table. He made as little noise as possible, not wanting to wake up the adorable Ohno sleeping on their couch, cuddling a throw pillow.
But all good things come to an end. Ohno’s slumber was interrupted by Sho’s horrified screams. Ohno ran quickly into the bathroom.
“WHAT HAPPENED?!”
“Satoshi-kun, I have a food baby.” Sho said, his voice quivering a bit.
“I guess I’m a father now.” Ohno laughed.
“This is not the time to laugh Satoshi-kun, this is serious!” Sho pouted.
Ohno walked into the shower, not caring if his clothes got wet.
“Well then, there are a lot of things we can do to get rid of it.” Ohno whispered, his voice very low, sending shivers down Sho’s spine.